who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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