its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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