just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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