Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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