Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
