he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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