I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
