ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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