Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
she looked like the before picture.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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