He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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