And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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