He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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