I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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