i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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