I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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