Don't you send me to vm
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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