it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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