the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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