Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Randomize