There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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