What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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