Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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