oh god the rape fog is back!
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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