I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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