i just had sex bonerless
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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