Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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