normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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