no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
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