physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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