Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize
