OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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