Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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