I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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