Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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