why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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