About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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