I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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