I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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