it's too hot outside to masturbate.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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