Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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