Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
