My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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