I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Also, beer. Big fan.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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