It's Friday. Sex?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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