its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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