I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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