I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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