??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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