I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
When did we convert life to cartoon?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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