Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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