I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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