i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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