Its about making memories worth repressing
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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