hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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